the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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