ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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