That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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