Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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