"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.