Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.