Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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