Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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