i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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