There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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its like you know when i get waxed
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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