i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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