This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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