Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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