So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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