susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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