just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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