Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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