do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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BRING THE BAGELS
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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