idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We're too hungover to prance.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
