so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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