is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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go home
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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