I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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