shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering