ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.