My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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