maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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