We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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