I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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