I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She bit a glass in half.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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