Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
His hands were made for my vagina.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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