I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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