I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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