This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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