When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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