thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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