Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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