Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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