I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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