Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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