He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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