How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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