I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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