i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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