Having a random hookup so left but love u
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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