Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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