The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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