I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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