alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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