oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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