You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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