I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
foreskin is a definite game changer
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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