I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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