I think I died a long time ago.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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