I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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