and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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